[rescue] nuking from orbit
Joshua D Boyd
rescue at sunhelp.org
Thu Aug 30 09:06:43 CDT 2001
On Thu, Aug 30, 2001 at 01:01:32PM +0100, Paul Sladen wrote:
> On Wed, 29 Aug 2001, G W Adkins wrote:
> > > On Wed, Aug 29, 2001 at 06:08:48PM -0400, G W Adkins wrote:
> > >
> > > > This is ridiculous. 1 low-level format/verify pass from a real utility,
> >
> > Oh, and by the way, the NSA can kiss my butt.
> > I _DEFY_ them to come and crack my box.
>
> I think they would; They would come to your house, `carefully' knock the
> window through with a large sledgehammer. /Physcially/ remove the computer
> in question. `Carefully' open the case with a large tin-opener. And remove
> the drive.
Didn't he mention that when ever glass breaks, or anything like that, his
thermite lined computer room is ignited?
> Place the disk in a vacuum chamber. `Carefully' break the disk open (I
> expect it would be micro-drivers and twiessers this time!). And summarily
> take their time with the rest of the gentle process.
I see he also forgot to mention that the hard drive is just a dummy. The
real data gets stored in a blackhole created inside the l2 cache.
--
Joshua D. Boyd
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