[geeks] I really don't get it ...

[Mike Hebel]

Dave McGuire wrote:
> Lawn nazi:     "You must MOW!  NOW!!"
> Useful person: "Why?"
> Lawn nazi:     "Because of the GRASS!  It has GROWN!  Therefore it must 
> be MOWED!"
> Useful person: "Why?"
> Lawn nazi:     "Because...just because it has to be MOWED!"
> Useful person: "Why?"
> Lawn nazi:     "Because it's GRASS, and it has GROWN!"
> Useful person: "Why?"
> Lawn nazi:     "Because...that's what you're supposed to do when it GROWS!"
> Useful person: "Why?"
> Lawn nazi:     "Because you're SUPPOSED TO!"
> Useful person: "Why?"
> Lawn nazi:     "JUST BECAUSE!"

I'd just shuffle them off my property without talking to them.  Let them 
send me paper.  I'll deal with it when they spend paper on me.  That way 
at least there's no "He said..." crap involved.

Mike Hebel