[rescue] Trackball slowdown

Dave McGuire mcguire at neurotica.com
Sun Jul 12 14:58:27 CDT 2015


  Ahh, the famous Buff-a-Ball!  I use one every day!

              -Dave

On 07/12/2015 02:54 PM, Lionel Peterson wrote:
> Might I suggest you consider buffing your ball?
> 
> http://bit.ly/1gvEgc0 
> 
> Lionel
> 
>>> On Jul 12, 2015, at 2:33 PM, Dave McGuire <mcguire at neurotica.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> On 07/09/2015 02:22 PM, Steve Hatle wrote:
>>> I feel a bad string of posts about "polishing your balls" coming on...
>>> :-)
>>
>>  Balls feeling sluggish?  Pointer not going where you need it to go?
>>
>>  Looks like you need a can of new ShinyBall(tm) Ball Polish!
>>
>>  Use ShinyBall(tm) to remove troublesome deposits from excessive ball
>> handling.  Both the surface of your balls and the cradle in which your
>> balls rest can collect deposits which are difficult to remove with any
>> other product.  And believe me, you don't want those ball deposits
>> getting out of hand.  ShinyBall(tm) removes those deposits with no muss,
>> and no fuss!  Just smooth it on, buff it off, and WHAMMO!  Your balls
>> are clean and shiny again in just minutes, the way nature intended, and
>> your pointer will only point where you tell it to.
>>
>>  ShinyBall(tm) Ball Polish.  Smooth it on, rub 'em down, and polish 'em
>> good!
>>
>>
>>  Keep out of reach of children.  Keep away from sparks and open flame.
>> Improper use may cause injury.  Harmful or fatal if swallowed.
>> Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling contents
>> may cause injury.  This package is sold by weight, not volume.  Some
>> settling of contents may have occurred in shipment.  Do not dispose of
>> in fire.  This product may fall under export restrictions.  Federal
>> agencies please see DFARS addendum.  Batteries not included.  No jacket
>> required.  Kid tested, mother approved.
>>
>> -- 
>> Dave McGuire, AK4HZ
>> New Kensington, PA
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-- 
Dave McGuire, AK4HZ
New Kensington, PA


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