[rescue] Trackball slowdown
Lionel Peterson
lionel4287 at gmail.com
Sun Jul 12 13:54:51 CDT 2015
Might I suggest you consider buffing your ball?
http://bit.ly/1gvEgc0
Lionel
>> On Jul 12, 2015, at 2:33 PM, Dave McGuire <mcguire at neurotica.com> wrote:
>>
>> On 07/09/2015 02:22 PM, Steve Hatle wrote:
>> I feel a bad string of posts about "polishing your balls" coming on...
>> :-)
>
> Balls feeling sluggish? Pointer not going where you need it to go?
>
> Looks like you need a can of new ShinyBall(tm) Ball Polish!
>
> Use ShinyBall(tm) to remove troublesome deposits from excessive ball
> handling. Both the surface of your balls and the cradle in which your
> balls rest can collect deposits which are difficult to remove with any
> other product. And believe me, you don't want those ball deposits
> getting out of hand. ShinyBall(tm) removes those deposits with no muss,
> and no fuss! Just smooth it on, buff it off, and WHAMMO! Your balls
> are clean and shiny again in just minutes, the way nature intended, and
> your pointer will only point where you tell it to.
>
> ShinyBall(tm) Ball Polish. Smooth it on, rub 'em down, and polish 'em
> good!
>
>
> Keep out of reach of children. Keep away from sparks and open flame.
> Improper use may cause injury. Harmful or fatal if swallowed.
> Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling contents
> may cause injury. This package is sold by weight, not volume. Some
> settling of contents may have occurred in shipment. Do not dispose of
> in fire. This product may fall under export restrictions. Federal
> agencies please see DFARS addendum. Batteries not included. No jacket
> required. Kid tested, mother approved.
>
> --
> Dave McGuire, AK4HZ
> New Kensington, PA
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