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[Sheldon T. Hall]

Scott Newell writes ...
> Around my workplace, we compare/rate business cards by the
> thickness of the stock.  We bought a card printer recently
> (think dye sub on PVC--the same machines used to make a
> driver's license), and I've threatened to start printing
> our business cards on .030" PVC.

Cardstock. Heh.

Long ago and far away, a friend of mine was in the printing business.  He
was also a bit of a rake-hell.  When Tyvek first came out, he got some
really thick samples, just about as thick as business card stock.  On these
he printed ...

	If you don't want
	to sleep with me,
	just tear this up.

... and trimmed them to business card size.

He'd meet a woman in a bar, hand her one, and, often, take her home with
him.  Still laughing and trying to tear up the card.

-Shel