[rescue] Cheap like fire

[Linc Fessenden]

On Thu, 31 Jan 2002, Dave McGuire wrote:

>   Brian "Lady Farts" Hechinger comes in SECOND?!  He was farting the
> whole time...a near constant methane stream...that one afternoon.
> That day when I was all loopy from my first night on CPAP, remember?
> He was fartin' like a madman.  TOOT!  BOOM!  FRRRAP!  SQUEAK!  CHIRP!
> BOOM!  All damn afternoon.
> 
>   Brian "Lady Farts" Hechinger and his Orchestral Ass.  Sheesh. ;)
> 
>     -Dave

You're luck you didn't have to ride home with him for 2 hours in an
enclosed space!  I had to drive with the windows open - not because I
couldn't breathe, but to try and get the stinging sensation out of my
eyes..  I think the tai food started to flame about a half hour into the
trip.

-Linc.