[rescue] FREE STUFF in Austin, TX

[Dave McGuire]

On August 21, Jonathan Katz wrote:
> and 6th graders. I guess that's a good anecdote of a positive change. Of
> course she dumped my dumb-ass (OVER THE PHONE LAST WEEK) but that's another

  Eeeeeek.  Sorry to hear that, man.

> Let's hypothetically pick on a Dave, since he has more gear than any of
> us and we're all jealous we're losing this particular penis-size war. Let's

  *sigh*

> say Dave's prayers are answered and he finds the perfect woman. They settle

  I had.  She dumped me a few months ago.  Also over the phone.

> Now if Dave's hypothetical wife says "No, you can't go over to Nicewonger's
> house anymore" after Mike asks Dave "Would you like to play a game?" is
> an example of the less-existant "change you who are" type thing which doesn't
> happen all that often.

  Doesn't happen all that often?  Bullshit.  If I had a nickel for
every time I've seen those "XYZ is available for pickup, wife won't
let me keep it!" messages, I'd have an aircraft hangar for a computer
room.  It happens at least once a week between the classic computers
list and this one.

> Oh well, I guess that's more fodder. Us young guys shouldn't worry, anyway,
> go out there, soil our royal oats. For you older single guys, I can always
> try and fix you up with my sister :)

  Is she cute?

     -Dave

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Dave McGuire
Laurel, MD