[geeks] I love my job

[geeks at sunhelp.org]

This is the first job I have had where I can broadcast the email below to
1/2 the company and the readers find it entertaining. In my last job the
president of the company would have been at my desk to "educate me" about
proper business communications.

<sepulchral tone>
I have so spake the words and thereby exorcised the ghosts of Stingray and
Jaguar from the network. No more shall they wake us in the deep of night to
worry our souls. If it is deemed that we shall want of their resurrections,
chant thy name and I shall appear before thee to cast my spells and make
whole again the voices of these departed servants.
</sepulchral tone>