[geeks] The word BRITISH and FOOD Do not belong in the samesentence.

[Gary Nichols]

I am printing that out and plastering it on my wall.

I hope you tipped that man handsomly.

> Kurt Wrote:

> Actual exchange between me and a bartender in NY about 10 years ago
> barkeep: "so, what'll yea heav to drink?"
> me: "beer."
> barkeep: "right, but what'll yea be heavin' to *drink*?"
> me: "beer."
> barkeep: "AH DON' THINK YEA HEARD ME, SON!  WHAT WILL YEA BE DRINKIN'!"
> me: "Scotch, in a bottle."
> barkeep: "Good, now, which beer ya wanna chase that wit'"