[geeks] The word BRITISH and FOOD Do not belong in the samesentence.

Kurt Huhn kurt at k-huhn.com
Mon Apr 15 12:09:54 CDT 2002


Gary Nichols wrote:
> 
> Having Scottish blood myself, I have a unique ability to deal with
> inclimate cold or heat.
> 
> "If it's not Scottish... it's CRAP!"
> 

Actual exchange between me and a bartender in NY about 10 years ago
barkeep: "so, what'll yea heav to drink?"
me: "beer."
barkeep: "right, but what'll yea be heavin' to *drink*?"
me: "beer."
barkeep: "AH DON' THINK YEA HEARD ME, SON!  WHAT WILL YEA BE DRINKIN'!"
me: "Scotch, in a bottle."
barkeep: "Good, now, which beer ya wanna chase that wit'"

-- 
Kurt
kurt at k-huhn.com



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