[rescue] Look who's a slashdot weenie!

[Dave McGuire]

On Monday, July 14, 2003, at 05:37 PM, Phil Stracchino wrote:
>> A story submission is event better than a first post of Natalie 
>> Portman
>> naked and petrified pouring a hot bowl of grits down your pants.  
>> MEEPT!
>
> Personally, if I had a naked Natalie Portman, I can think of many 
> things
> I'd rather she be doing than pouring hot grits down my pants.
>
> Matter of fact, I can't really think of anyone I'd like to do that.  It
> just doesn't sound like a lot of fun.

   I'm with you, man.  I love grits, but that idea just doesn't sound 
too appetizing.

      -Dave

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