[rescue] Look who's a slashdot weenie!

[Phil Stracchino]

On Mon, Jul 14, 2003 at 03:29:39PM -0500, Jonathan C. Patschke wrote:
> A story submission is event better than a first post of Natalie Portman
> naked and petrified pouring a hot bowl of grits down your pants.  MEEPT!

Personally, if I had a naked Natalie Portman, I can think of many things
I'd rather she be doing than pouring hot grits down my pants.

Matter of fact, I can't really think of anyone I'd like to do that.  It
just doesn't sound like a lot of fun.


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