[rescue] those who should be shot

[Larry Snyder]

That's why old Benz's like mine have crosshairs in the hood ornament :-)
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Francisco Javier Mesa-Martinez <lefa at cats.ucsc.edu> wrote:
> On Fri, 1 Mar 2002, Eric Dittman wrote:
> 
> > > >   ...with lots of YELLOW!  And [likely nonsensical] oriental-font
> > > > lettering.
> > > 
> > > and you forgot the blue LEDs on the hood windshield-wiper fluid spouts.
> 
> What about the big'ol muffler? I have this theory that the diameter of
> the muffler, in a riced'up car, is inverselly proportional to the length
> of the owner's penis.....
> 
> I guess every ethnic group has their way of fucking up perfectly decent
> cars:
> 
> a) Whiteys: Big ol' truck with the Kid peeing on Ford/Chevy, etc
> sticker. Oversized wheels... and do not forget the gator-net and the
> Back-off or Confederate flag mud guards in the back.
> 
> b) Asians: POS accord with big muffler, spoiler and lowered to the ground.
> 
> c) Blacks: $500.00 car with $2000.00 rims!
> 
> d) Hispanics: POS sentra with a big sticker of the Virgen of Guadalupe and
> a female's name all over the back windshield... undersized wheels...
> 
> e) Confused: All of the above plus $2000.00 in stereo and bass subsystem
> that takes up the whole trunk. Besides having an obnoxious car now they
> feel the need to share their POS music with the rest of the drivers in a
> 20 mile radius.
> 
> But nothing matches the amount of anger that I felt when I saw an automatic 
> Porsche! The humanity....... the horror!
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