[geeks] fwd: PROBLEM CORRECTED!

[Sandwich Maker]

got this from one of my high-school buddies --

" How to Place Your New Employees:
" 
" 1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room. 
" 2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door. 
" 3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. 
" 4. Then analyze the situation: 
"  
"  a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department. 
"  b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing. 
"  c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in
" 	Engineering. 
"  d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning. 
"  e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations. 
"  f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security. 
"  g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information
" 	Technology. 
"  h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources. 
"  i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for
" 	more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.  
"  j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Management. 
"  k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning. 
"  l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved,
" 	congratulate them and put them in Top Management. 
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