[geeks] Things you Cant Do In The Army

[Steven Hill]

>    21. Must attempt to not antagonize SAS.
>    22. Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'.

I believe that is something you can only do once.

>    53. Not allowed to quote 'Full Metal Jacket ' at the rifle range.

That one would have me out.

>    126. Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I
>        like.

Pint wine glass, anyone?

>    188. May not challenge officers to 'Meet me on the field of honor, at
>        dawn'.

It all went downhill after gentlemen were no longer allowed to carry
swords / pistols.

-- 
Steven Hill

"Non omne quod nitet aurum est"