[geeks] FSCK'ing Verison

[Gary Nichols]

*Beavis picks up phone outside of Micky D's*

*Dials Butthead*

BH: "Uhhhhh like, hello?"
BV: "I AM CORNHOLIO!"
BH: "Shut-up beavis.  You're pissing me off and stuff."
Neighbor on party line: "You boys been whack'n in my shed?"
BH: "HUH HUH He said 'whackin'"
BV: "Yeah! Yeah! Whackin!"
Neighbor on party line: "You $hitheads need to get off my phone!"
BV: "Come make me poopy-pants!"
BH: "HUH HUH 'Poop' HUH HUH like diahrea!"
BV: "Diahrea cha-cha-cha! Diahrea cha-cha-cha!"
Neighbor: "AAAAHHHHH"
*click*
BH: "What a dillhole"

Sorry, it's one of those mornings[tm].


On Thu, 16 May 2002, Geek wrote:

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> I once lived near a McDonalds, and the payphone there was miswired
> for the entire year I lived there to be shared with a household who
> would threaten and swear at anyone using it, even after many reports
> to the phone company. 
> 
> 
> 
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> - ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Ryn" <mattyml at daemons.net>
> To: <geeks at sunhelp.org>
> Sent: Wednesday, May 15, 2002 2:44 PM
> Subject: Re: [geeks] FSCK'ing Verison
> 
> 
> > I had a similar thing happen with my DSL line. The line tech said
> > they pulled fiber out to a DSLAM in one of the remote switching
> > offices. It was very nice of them to forget to connect my copper
> > pair to the new DSLAM:( I had  another issue where they terminated
> > my pair incorrectly at the NID. I did  not enjoy sharing my phone
> > line with my next door neighbor.
> > 
> > ----- Original Message ----- 
> > From: "Mike Nicewonger" <twmaster at twmaster.com>
> > To: <geeks at sunhelp.org>
> > Sent: Wednesday, May 15, 2002 11:57 AM
> > Subject: [geeks] FSCK'ing Verison
> > 
> > 
> > > Well I'm back.
> > > 
> > > Thanks to some yoyo at Verison my data ciruit was down for nearly
> > > a day. Seems some line person disconnected one of the two pairs
> > > my DSL needs to talk.....
> > > 
> > > Argh!
> > > 
> > > Anyway, we are back up. If you sent me mail and it did a rubber
> > > ball imitation please resend.
> > > 
> > > Mike N
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