[rescue] Bigger Iron at Home (was: SNMP, Baby!)

[Dave McGuire]

On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 4:58pm, Dan Duncan wrote:
> As I recall, 'Jonathan C. Patschke' wrote:
>>  One of the ladies said "because he's a disgusting nasty MAN.  We don't
>>  like men, do we?".  "No, momma, we don't."
>>
>>  How does one respond to that?  All I could muster was the off-quoted
>>  "hate is not a family value".
>
> Hindsight is 20/20 and all, but:
> "She must have liked your father, at least for that one sweaty
> night in the motel."

   Two words: turkey baster.

    -Dave