[rescue] Ass like fire

[George Adkins]

> > >   I will fedex you a nice dusty fart.
> >
> > Dave McGuire:
> > The only person I know (older than five years of age)
> > who threatens people with farts.  And by FedEx, none
> > the less.  I guess that's so they will still be fresh when
> > they arrive.
> >
> > *SIGH*
>
> Hey.  You've probably experienced one of his farts, so you know it's a
> real threat. 8-)
>

And so, you encourage him.
it's like a kid who throws a tantrum in the supermarket.
The attention and giggling just prompts more episodes.