[rescue] Friday Funny

[Patrick Giagnocavo]

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Points worth pondering:


One year ago if you had bought $1,000 worth of Nortel stock you would
currently have $47.00.

If you had bought $1,000 worth of beer in the USA (where cans have a
return
value) you would currently have $79 worth of EMPTY beer cans.

Therefore: Sell Stocks. Buy Beer.
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