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[bill pointon]

ok you guys -- you can keep on badmouthing vegetarians but our laugh
will be last and best -----------=========---------     somewhere in the
future ~ 150 years or so --------------- "hey look at this -- i just
rescued a 2010 sparkosoft server from the dump today -- its almost in
perfect condition" -- but theres almost nobody left around today who
remembers how to run these and the docs all got destroyed in the big war
---- "sure i remember the 2005 merger of whats his name will gates
company and sun ... sun microsoftems -- too bad their sysadmins werent
vegetarians _____-they all died off years ago cept for that one ---- old
whitebeard bill ......."

Ken Hansen wrote:
> 
> One of the funnier things I've seen recently was on my
> sons favorite show "Sponge Bob, Square Pants"
> (Nickeloden):
> 
> The setup:
> Sponge Bob works in a restaurant, famous for their
> "Crabby Patty" burgers. Bosses daughter returns from
> college, dad let's her change the menu. Our hero,
> Sponge Bob, is the frycook at the "Crusty Crab" and
> his new boss comes up and says...
> 
> Boss: "I need a salad and an iced tea"
> 
> SB: "A what?"
> 
> Boss: "Oh Sponge Bob, you're such a kidder - a salad
> and an iced tea"
> 
> SB: "Uhm, OK?" <walks back to kithcen, completely
> confused>
> 
> <Sponge Bob makes a "Crabby Patty" burger with
> lettuce, tomato on a bun with a pickle, and takes it
> to his boss>
> 
> SB: "Here you go! One Sal-ad and iced tea"
> 
> Boss: "AAAHHH! What is that?!" "Take off the patty and
> the bun - there, that's a salad"
> 
> SB: <mumbling to himself> "That was the worst thing I
> ever saw, I hope I never have to make one of those
> "Sal-ads" again..."
> 
> Or, the bumper sticker from August:
> 
> "Vegetarian: An old Indian word for "Bad Hunter""
> 
> Ken
> --- Dave McGuire <mcguire at neurotica.com> wrote:
> > On October 11, Ken Hansen wrote:
> > > Salads are your friend, not the Pizza delivery
> > guy!
> >
> >   I dunno about Brian or Mike, Ken...but I wouldn't
> > be able to sleep
> > at night knowing that I'd yanked a meal out of the
> > mouth of a starving
> > rabbit.
> >
> >     -Dave
> >
> > --
> > Dave McGuire
> > Laurel, MD
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> Ken
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> 
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