[geeks] Interesting new inkjet printer from HP

[Charles Shannon Hendrix]

On Fri, 2 Mar 2007 19:29:27 -0500
Patrick Giagnocavo <patrick at zill.net> wrote:

> On Mar 2, 2007, at 4:35 PM, Charles Shannon Hendrix wrote:
> 
> >>
> >> I've never seen an ass with a search function,
> >
> > No, but Homeland Security can provide you with an external search
> > function, and sometimes you don't even have to ask them.
> >
> 
> /dev/ass on my system at least, is a read-only non-shared resource.
> 
> It is *not* re-entrant.
> 
> Attempts to enter are returned with ENOWAY and normal filesystem ioctls 
> are ignored (i.e. no other user can grep my /dev/ass ) .

I used to know a woman like that, except she had /dev/body locked down
completely.

Even /dev/lips were limited to N accesses per day... and only a few
bytes... :)



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