[geeks] Wheeee....

[Michael Conlen]

> -----Original Message-----
> My boss took me to a full-nude strip club for my 21st birthday.  I walked
> in, and WOMEN WERE WALKING AROUND WITH NO CLOTHES ON (!).  (I'd never been
> to a strip club before).  After about half an hour I pried my jaw up off
> the floor and watched the OTHER new guys' eyes bug out.
>
> After 3 or 4 trips, I got tired of the whole strip club thing.  Why spend
> $60+ on a strip club, when you could use the same money to take someone
> out on a nice date, instead of wasting money and then going home
> frustrated?

Because for $60 you know your going to get to see tits and get (I hope) get
a lapdance... ...I know one guy who has a few call girls he uses from time
to time because, "For $300 I'm *know* I'm getting laid, and I *know* it's
going to be good, and I don't have to cuddle, listen, or wonder if she's a
psycho stalker. She just leaves."

Me? I like to actually date... ...I swear!

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Michael Conlen
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