[rescue] Stuff to dispense with pt 1.

[Joshua Boyd]

On Fri, Apr 16, 2010 at 07:22:11AM -0700, Mr Ian Primus wrote:

> > It seems that there are a few good reasonably fair ways:
> > 
> > 1) who can get there first?
> > 2) who will pay the most?
> > 3) who will take the largest amount (either by value, by
> > volume, or by
> >    weight) at the same time?
> > 
> 
> I figured a fair method would be just whoever's first name is
> shortest. I mean, that just makes plain logical sense. 
> 
> Then again, I might be biased.

As an arbitrary method it works, however I don't see how he benefits
from giving/selling it to an Ian over a Hatmaguptafratarinagarosterlous
(pulled from WikiAnswers).  For the three I listed, he gains benefit
from the choice.