[rescue] FS: G3 iBook 700Mhz, with Airport, problems
Steve Sandau
ssandau at gwi.net
Wed Jan 17 15:18:41 CST 2007
>>> I've already waved a dead chicken over it. I suppose I could do
>
>> No, you're supposed to wrap it in bag, swing it around in a circle over
>
> Nope. I wish. It's the blood. Keeping the critter in the bag, and
> alive, does nothing to appease the Dark Ones. Dead, bloody chickens and
> goats only. Sad, huh? And awfully hard on the chickens and goats.
>
> Now when things get really bad (say, as in installing "Vista" and
> -really- needing it to actually WORK) the Elder Ghods will likely
> require your first-born instead of the livestock....
>
> All kidding aside, too often I've found that machines work only after I
> somehow manage to nick myself on a piece of sharp sheet metal somewhere
> inside the case and bleed on them. Things get better shortly
> thereafter. It's spooky.
RFC 2321 says nothing about blood, though...
Steve
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