[rescue] Cooling (Long Message, sorry)

[Dave McGuire]

On April 18, Joshua D Boyd wrote:
> > It's nothing too nasty to discuss.  (Does such a concept even exit?)  You
> > run the risk of falling into the toilet if the seat is up.
> 
> Only if you fling yourself at the toilet in such a manor that you can't
> stop the decent upon feeling something amiss.  Perhaps unreasonable to 
> expect of normal people, but when you are my size, you probably don't want
> to fling yourself at toilets.

  Ok Josh...this one made it into my "funny" file.  To put things into
perspective, I add about two messages per year to that file. :-)

     -Dave

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Dave McGuire                                 "Mmmm.  Big."
St. Petersburg, FL                                -Den