[rescue] Friday Funny

[Chris Terwilliger]

> One year ago if you had bought $1,000 worth of Nortel stock you would
> currently have $47.00.
>
> If you had bought $1,000 worth of beer in the USA (where cans have a
> return
> value) you would currently have $79 worth of EMPTY beer cans.
>
> Therefore: Sell Stocks. Buy Beer.


Wanna know something even funnier?

If you had bought $1000 worth of beer STOCK (Boston Brewing, NYSE: SAM) one 
year ago, you would currently have $1222...

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/// Chris Terwilliger
/// chris at searat.com