[SunRescue] IT Talk

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>From: "" <walubank at hotmail.com>
>To: walubank at hotmail.com
>Subject: IT Talk
>Date: Thu, 11 Jan 2001 15:37:22
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>I was hanging out in a SCSI bar. A loud bandwidth played in the corner.
>I gave the place a binary search. I saw a little chip in the corner.
>She SIMMed like a pro.  What a C-Shell. I traversed over to her.
>She pressed her Apples against me. "Hey, Mac, do you have a hard
>drive?"
>"No, but I do have a floppy" I replied.
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>"Well, then you need an Amiga" she said.
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>"Vi?"
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>"Well, if I was your Amiga, we could interface."
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>We went to a motel on a VESA local bus. The motel was SCSI-2. It needed to 
>be debugged.
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>"She echo you are so cute" I realised she has changed mode to 777
>right away. She had a mind like a.. like a..  freeware.
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>She stripped her binaries. It was quite a procedure. "I'm going to  turn 
>your floppy into a hard drive" she transmitted.                  She 
>started to spreadsheet.
>She pointed to the Queen size bed and said, thats the mountpoint.
>I said, OK. I said in my mind I have to mount the file system.
>"So,  she said are you ready to RAM?" she called.
>We started paging and swaping.
>       I had been troubleshooting everything. I sent a signal. It was time 
>for the trap. All the agents bursted thru the gateway.
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>       My manager was with them. "Awk! It's a RAID!" she said. "Don't 
>arrest me! I'm a motherboard! How will I explain this to my Sun?"
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>echo $FUN, "women are just like a filesystem, if you have the right 
>permission, sticky-bit!
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>The agents were not responding. They got ready to stop her process.
>She was getting desperate. "Hey, I could do a favor for all of you. I'm 
>fully multitaskiing. It didn't work. We're all UNIX.
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