[SunRescue] RE: Day of Beauty...

[Ken Hansen]

That is why they created "Day of Beauty" gift certificates from Day Spas/Salons...

Picture this scene:

Husband comes home from work: "Here honey, I got this for you - it's for this Saturday"

Then, on Saturday, the boys are come over and string Cat 5/RJ-45 to every room in the house.

Two days later, the wife asks "Honey - what's this phone jack doing in the bathroom?"

Husband says "Why, that's been there since we moved in - I really don't know what that is for..."

Ken

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Not to goof on you or anything, but I can just imagine....

"Hello, Bleeding Edge Wireless Networking(tm) tech support. Thank you
for calling, may I help you?"

"Yeah, I've got one of your new Giglybit Kilowatt Laser Wireless
Ethernet Bridge interfaces with the Optical Bird Eradication and
two megawatt coal-burning generator connected to my Connections
Machine and I'm have a problem with the hardware installation."

"Yes, that's a supported configuration. What seems to be the problem?"

"My Mom won't let me on the roof."

"Ah yes, that's a common problem. Let me email you the 'Installing While
Your Mom's Out Shopping' FAQ..."