[SunRescue] OT: CA: It's Our Turn
Gil Young
rescue at sunhelp.org
Tue Apr 3 13:31:02 CDT 2001
My only reply to that would be, "yeah, but you still don't have enough
power to do diddly with the food you grow, movies don't play well without a
powered device, you can't fuel all those planes you build when the pumps
don't work, nur run the defense systems without AC, and I hope you like
pressing wine grapes with your feet, cause the electric ones ain't happening."
SO :P!
Gil
At 05:22 PM 4/3/01 +0000, you wrote:
> Gee whiz, I didn't see "biggest egos" in there. Are
>you sure it wasn't written by a Texan? ;->
> > Going around work... I couldn't resist, based on previous topics..
> >
> > -Pete
> >
> > > > America has engaged in some finger wagging lately
> > > > because California doesn't have enough electricity to
> > > > meet its needs.
> > > >
> > > > The rest of the country (including George W. Bush's
> > > > energy secretary Spencer Abraham, who wants
> > > > Californians to suffer through blackouts as
> > > > justification for drilling for oil in Alaska's Arctic
> > > > National Wildlife Refuge) seems to be just fine with
> > > > letting Californians dangle in the breeze without
> > > > enough power to meet their needs. They laugh at
> > > > Californians' frivolity.
> > > >
> > > > Well, everybody, here's how it really is:
> > > >
> > > > California ranks 48th in the nation in power consumed
> > > > per person.
> > > >
> > > > AND
> > > >
> > > > California grows more than half the nation's fruit,
> > > > nuts and vegetables. We're keeping them. We need
> > > > something to eat when the power goes out.
> > > >
> > > > We grow 99 percent or more of the nation's almonds,
> > > > artichokes, dates, figs, kiwifruit, olives,
> > > > persimmons, pistachios, prunes, raisins and
> > > > walnuts. Hope you won't miss them.
> > > >
> > > > California is the nation's number one dairy state.
> > > > We're keeping our dairy products. We'll need plenty
> > > > of fresh ones since our refrigerators can't be relied
> > > > upon. Got milk?
> > > >
> > > > We Californians are gonna keep all our high-tech
> > > > software in state. Silicon Valley is ours, after all.
> > > > Without enough electricity, which you're apparently
> > > > keeping for yourselves, we just plain don't have
> > > > enough software to spare.
> > > >
> > > > And we're keeping all our airplanes. California
> > > > builds a good percentage of the commercial airliners
> > > > available to fly you people to where you want to go.
> > > > When yours wear out, you'd better hope Boeing's
> > > > Washington plant can keep you supplied. There isn't
> > > > enough electricity here to allow us to export any more
> > > > planes than we need ourselves.
> > > >
> > > > And while we're at it, we're keeping all our high-tech
> > > > aerospace stuff, too, like the sophisticated weapons
> > > > systems that let you sleep at night, not worried you
> > > > might wake up under the rule of some foreign kook.
> > > > Oh, yeah, and if you want to make a long-distance
> > > > call, remember where the satellite components and
> > > > tracking systems come from. Maybe you could get back
> > > > in the habit of writing letters.
> > > >
> > > > Want to see a blockbuster movie this weekend? Come to
> > > > California. We make them here. Since we'll now have to
> > > > make them with our own electricity, we're keeping
> > > > them. Even if we shoot them somewhere else, the labs,
> > > > printing facilities, editing facilities, and sound
> > > > facilities are all here.
> > > >
> > > > Want some nice domestic wine? We produce over 17
> > > > million gallons per year. We'll need all it now to
> > > > drown our sorrows when we think about the fact that no
> > > > matter how many California products we export to make
> > > > the rest of America's lives better, America can't see
> > > > its way clear to help us out with a little
> > > > electricity. You can no longer have any of our wine.
> > > >
> > > > You all complain that we don't build enough power
> > > > plants. Well, you don't grown enough food, write
> > > > enough software, make enough movies, build enough
> > > > airplanes and defense systems or make enough wine.
> > > >
> > > > This is your last warning, America. Lighten (us) up
> > > > before it's too late.
> > > >
> > > > Love,
> > > > The Californians
> >
> >
> >
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Gil Young
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