[geeks] Mr Bill?

[Dan Sikorski]

Alloysius Mdebe wrote:
> HELLO DEAR SIR MY NAME IS ALLOYSIUS MDEBE AND I HAIL FROM THE LOVELY
> SKIES OF PORT HARCOURT, NIGERIA. MY GRANDFATHER WAS TASKED WITH THE
> FINDING OF NEW OFFSHORE DRILLING SITES FOR ROYAL DUTCH SHELL LOCATED
> OFFSHORE.
>
> DETAILS OF HIS FINDINGS WERE STORED IN A SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX IN THE
> HAGUE, NETHERLANDS AFTER HE LEARNED THAT THE PLANS FOR DRILLING SITES
> WOULD BE USED TO PAY FOR LARGE AMERICAN FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS. THESE
> SITES HAVE THE ABILITY TO GENERATE IN THE SUM OF EIGHTY FIVE BILLION
> 2008 UNITED STATES DOLLARS. IT IS FOUND THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY OTHER
> PERSON WITH THE AUTHORIZATION TO OPEN THIS SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX.
>
> FOR THE PARSELY SUM OF 20 THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS YOU MAY
> OBTAIN THE KEY AND NECESSARY PAPERS FROM ME, THE GOOD REVEREND
> ALLOYSIUS MDEBE. THIS FEE WILL BE RETURNED TO YOU ALONG WITH 1 PERSENT
> OF THE SUM OF THE POTENTIAL 85 BILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONCE THE
> PLANS ARE SENT BACK TO THE ROYAL DUTCH SHELL COMPANY LOCATED HERE FOR
> CONSTRUCTION OF THE OIL DRILLING SITES.
>
> I ASK DEAR SIR TO PLEASE KEEP THESE NEWS ABOUT 85 BILLION DOLLARS IN
> THE STRICTEST OF CONFIDENCE AND ESPECIALLY AWAY FROM THOSE INTERESTED
> IN THE FINANCIAL STABILITY OF AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL GROUP FOR THIS
> WOULD MATCH CONTRIBUTION GIVEN BY THE STATE
>   
HELLO SIR.  THANK YOU FOR YOUR CORRESPONDENCE, I HAVE AWAITED THIS FOR 
SOME TIME.  AS YOU KNOW I AM DESCENDED OF MANY ROYAL PERSONS WITH MUCH 
INFLUENCE AND WEALTH.  MY FATHER DIED WHEN I WAS VERY YOUNG.  IT WAS 
REVEALED TO ME ON MY FATHER'S DEATHBED THAT I WOULD BE CONTACTED LATER 
IN LIFE SO THAT THESE RICHES COULD BE TRANSFERRED TO ME.  I AM VERY 
PLEASED THAT THIS DAY HAS COME TO ME.

IT IS KNOWN TO ME THAT THIS IS THE FIRST OF MANY OF THESE RICHES!  YOUR 
GRANDFATHER MUST HAVE BUSINESS RELATION TO MY FAMILIES.  I WILL MAKE 
TRAVEL ARRANGEMENTS AT MY SOONEST CONVENIENCE TO COLLECT THE PAPERS FROM 
THE NETHERLANDS.  THESE PLANS WILL BE OF NO USE TO ME PERSONALLY SINCE I 
DO NOT HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OIL DRILLING PROCESSES.  I WILL QUICKLY SEND 
THESE PLANS TO YOU SO THAT YOU MAY PROFIT FROM THEM AND SEND ME MY PART 
OF THE RICHES.

I FEEL SAFE AS I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A GOOD REVEREND AND WILL BE MY FRIEND 
FOR LIFE.  I WILL DEPOSIT INTO AN ESCROW ACCOUNT IN YOUR NAME THE 20 
THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS THAT YOU HAVE MADE REQUEST OF.  DO NOT 
LET IT BE OF CONCERN THAT THE NAME OF THE FINANCIAL INSTITUTION THAT I 
HAVE CHOSEN IS NOT KNOWN TO YOU.  AS YOU KNOW I AM A RELIABLE PERSON AND 
HAVE CHOSEN THIS FINANCIAL INSTITUTION FOR THIS SENSITIVE TRANSACTION.  
YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED WHEN THESE FUNDS ARE AVAILABLE TO YOU ELECTRONICALLY.

I ASK THAT YOU KEEP THE NEWS OF OUR TRANSACTIONS IN THE STRICTEST OF 
CONFIDENCE AND ESPECIALLY AWAY FROM FAMILY MEMBERS AND FRIENDS WHO WILL 
WANT ME TO HAND OUT MY RICHES TO THEM.  IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME THAT 
I DO NOT SHARE THESE RICHES AS THIS IS WHAT MY FATHER REQUESTED.  YOUR 
SECRECY IN THIS MANNER IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.  I SUGGEST THAT WE KEEP 
ALL CORRESPONDENCE OF THIS SUBJECT IN ELECTRONIC MAIL AS I KNOW THIS IS 
VERY SECURE AND SECRET. 

THANK YOU.
-DAN SIKORSKI