[geeks] T-3 Coax as Audio Cable

[Lionel Peterson]

>From: Dan Sikorski <me at dansikorski.com>
>Date: 2007/10/05 Fri AM 09:34:52 CDT
>To: The Geeks List <geeks at sunhelp.org>
>Subject: Re: [geeks] T-3 Coax as Audio Cable

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>I've heard that if you use T3 coax for speaker wire and play Pink 
>Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" backwards at half speed while standing 
>on your head exactly three meters from the speakers it will cause a 
>desirable resonance in your pants.

You left out output power and speaker efficiency - the more efficient your speakers the less power it takes to cause the desired effect in your pants. I pont this out because if you get the calculations wrong, instead of a desireable resonance in your pants, it will cause an irritable resonance in your bowls, and cause a (most likely) undesired emission in your pants (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Wide_Recorder_Concert)...

Be very careful, this is nearly as tricky as Erotic Asphyxiation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation), but of course, the stakes are a bit lower...

Lionel