[geeks] Another satisfied customer

[Matthew Braun]

So $VERY_CUTE_FEMALE_FRIEND developed technolust for my ipod and bought 
one (after much show-offage). I just got home to find this message:


> From: Hanna Stotland
> Date: June 30, 2004 10:19:36 PM CDT
> To: mjbraun at leydenjar.com
> Subject: I LOVE IT
>
> I LOVE THIS IPOD TOO MUCH!!! I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH IT AND COMPLETELY 
> ROCK ITS WORLD!!! OH MY GOD!!
>

It's sad: Apple makes women around me more orgasmic than I do. Alas.


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