[geeks] Ok, who else digs goth chicks here

[Chris Byrne]

Ok, here's the repost of the original post in which I screwed up the
movie reference. 

The only things to have changed significantly are my marital status and
hair length.

Oh and I really should have included the Lamb quote about Byron "Mad,
Bad, and Dangerous to know!" 


Chris Byrne geeks at sunhelp.org 
Tue, 20 Mar 2001 19:40:25 -0800 
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Well I met my darling dear on a mailing list called occulthaven run by
some
weirdo (said in an affectionate way) chicks in Ohio and Texas. I was
having
a really bad month, and we got into some talking over email, then the
phone,
and within a month she had moved in with me from Kentucky to Arizona. I
was
dead broke, hadnt earned much in a few months, since the consulting in
northern arizona (hell the whole economy) sucks, and pretty down about
life
in general.

She moved in, a month later I reconciled with my dad after fifteen
years,
and in general life got a hell of  a lot better. We moved to
massachusetts,
I got a relativley low paying (45k, for the area and the job I was doing
that's low) job, and now four years later I'm where I am today, making
three
times as much, a lot happier, and in general a lot better off.

I'm moving this one over to the geek list as of now if y'all dont mind.
It's
a great thread, but probably belongs there since this is DEFINITLEY not
a
computer related subject, but definitely is geek related.

As to the whole goth thing, she's not very gothy, and I am the
anti-goth. I
alway thought nihilism was basically what happens when narcissism and
and
denial meet.

Plus I'm a 6'2" tall 350lb power lifter, former football player, and
weight
lifter with long wavy brown hair and a red beard.

I've gotten gothed up a few times and I get followed around by people
with
"big poppa" fetishes both male and female. Especially the super-subbies
who
just irritate me. "For the last time NO I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE MY SLAVE
AND
I WILL NOT PUNISH YOU!!!!!!!!"

I'm a naturally dominant person and the supersubs can sens it like dom
radar
or something. The second you walk into a room they all shoot right for
you.
A lot of these people are even bigger whiners than the average
overindulged
ultra pretentious underaged un-emplyed yet wearing $2000 worth of
leather
and metal, not really angry enough to care but liking to pretend that
they
are pseudo-goth, and that's saying something (albeit something bad)

That being said, a good looking woman gothed up in the right way makes
me
drool (remember the last unicorn... thumpa thumpa thumpa)

You want to see a real goth? Grow your hair (all of it especially your
body
hair) and dont bathe for a year then roll around in some reindeer shit,
slice open the reindeer, scoop out the guts, wear the skin and sharpen
the
bones. Then you'll be a real goth.

Or if we want to get into the neo-classical goths look a Lord Byron. Now
there was a cool neo-classical goth. I swear he was the guy who made up
the
saying "live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse"

Listening to Marilyn Manson or Christian death at volume 11 and wearing
PVC
does not make you a goth, it just makes you an uncomfortable moron with
a
hearing problem.

Chris Byrne
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