[geeks] Bad things happen to guy strikes again

Kris Kirby kris at catonic.net
Fri Nov 1 10:27:53 CST 2002


On Fri, 1 Nov 2002, Chris Byrne wrote:
> As I get back to my desk my manager asks if I've got a secodn and pulls me
> into a conference room. With him is the team leader for HR.
>
> "We just dont think you fit into ell corporation. I'm sorry the decision has
> been made and we wont discuss it any further. You are terminated as of
> today."

I've been there and done that. It *totally* sucks. However, in my case,
they were terminating me for violations of the company's computer
acceptable use policy, liberally applied.

They'd never heard of a toor account and it's uses. Thought I'd
`backdoored' the server. Never got the chance to educate -- they ran me
out on a rail. After one month.

> "We would like to commend the following people on their excellent company
> spirit and thank them for the work they did today for charity  <list of
> people including me>"
>
> To lift a much overused line, fate it seems is not without a sense of irony.

Used to be my .sig. Ironic that HR praises on one side and slaps on the
other. Hopefully, you'll make it out somehow. (Also, I see that HR is the
same, no matter what side of the pond you're on.)

> I forgot to update you all on other fun things. About four weeks ago my
> father went back to prison for the third time. Five years for money
> launering. He has what appears to be terminal colon cancer. He does not
> allow family to visit him or contact him while he's in prison and it's
> unlikely that he will survive his term. He is a convicted three time
> offender in the federal system, and thus inelligible for parole. I will most
> likely never see my father again.

Ah yes -- our prison system. Designed to `rehabilitate' `hardened'
`criminals', it actually does anything but. So, is this something he did
and was rightfully convicted of, or is he a victim of circumstance? I
mean, he's terminal, so he's off one way or the other, but this seems like
exactly the wrong reason to jail someone -- not that I'm advocating that
terminal folks be given a free ride to wantonly break the law, but they
aren't exactly going to be here as long as the rest of us. Maybe a few
letters to Congress-critters if he's in the federal system?

Prisons, law enforcement, and drug laws are three things that bother me
the most. It's really ironic -- if Washington, Jefferson, Franklin, and
the others were alive today, they'd be jailed as a terrorist cell.

> Oh on a good note my mother is doing a lot better. She has full use of her
> lower boday back and the pain is lessening. She was even able to fly across
> the country to visit family, something she hasnt done sincee the start of
> this most recent bout with cancer two years ago.

Great! Maybe it will go into a full remission...

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