[geeks] Venting anger the fun way.

[Michael Schiller]

Gary Nichols wrote:
> 
> Eons ago I had a Packard Bell computer that kept overheating.  I solved
> the problem by dropping it in the desert and treating it to 5 magazines of
> .380 ammunition.
> 
Once I had a VCR with a stuck tape in it. I threw it into the street,
jumped up & down on it for a while, then finally emptied a full clip of
.45's into it. I then promptly took it to a store that had a BIG banner
out from "We fix ANY VCR $29.95" :) In the store they pointed out the
fine print that says they can refuse to service any unit, and they
refused mine, but I can't imagine why!

-Mike

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