[geeks] what do you do when you have a memory leak?

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~ -----Original Message-----
~ From: David Cantrell [mailto:david at cantrell.org.uk]
~ 
~ On Wed, May 01, 2002 at 12:59:05PM -0400, Kurt Mosiejczuk wrote:
~ 
~ > So, did you kill the DBA yet?  I mean, of course, you only 
~ get memory leaks
~ > if the RAM is DEFECTIVE.  Pinholes in the casings, of course.
~ 
~ Caused by cosmic rays, doncha know.
~ 

I had a memory leak once. I traced it by listening for the telltale hissing
sound. When I located the suspect simm I dipped it in a glass of water and
looked for the bubbles.