[geeks] homeowners assoc.

[Jonathan C. Patschke]

On 23 Jun 2002, Chris Hedemark wrote:

> I've actually had nastygrams put on my pickup truck from HA's when
> visiting friends/family in such neighborhoods.  Telling me that my truck
> is an eyesore, and against neighborhood restrictions on eyesore
> vehicles.

We need brainowners'[1] associations so that we can cite folks whose
luserisms might rub off on us, devaluing our minds, should be be caught
off-gaurd.  I'd just love to say "get a fucking clue, or pay me $$$ in
damanges for devaluing my brain".  Really, it makes just as much sense.
WTF should what -I- legally do on land I FUCKING OWN matter to anyone
unless I'm raising harmful animals/plants/microorganisms and spreading
them or other harmful chemicals onto their prized little plots of land?
So long as I'm not keeping them up at night[2] with loud noises or such,
they ought to keep their damned mouths shut.

That truck could be a lot more of an eyesore with the plates removed and
doing doughnuts in the twit's petunia bed, but then I'm even more of an
asshole than usual when it comes to folks stepping on my personal
freedoms to be me.

--Jonathan
[1] brainusers'?
[2] I used to work nights and sleep days, I guess I should've harassed my
    neighbors who had the audacity to mow grass while I was sleeping.