[geeks] Well, even more eBay goodness...

[Amy]

On Mon, 3 Jun 2002, Kurt Huhn wrote:

> > Anyway, would screws be better?  Staples guns are pop, and then it is
> > done, but a slowly turned screw can provide hours of amusement.
> >
>
> How about a staple hammer?  stapling, plus crushing blunt trauma...

Nono. You want them to remain mostly intact to get the full effect of
watching some poor SOB ruin his manhood when he wants to get away from the
tree--he'll have to make the conscious decision to do it to himself.

--a