[geeks] Pizza wants to be free

[Joshua D Boyd]

("No, that's pizza," I want to tell them. "Pizza wants to be
free. Concentrate on liberating pizza from evil
pizzerias. Information, on the other hand, really hates being free,
and is never happier than when manacled to a wall, like Kirk and Spock
in some piece of late 70s bondage-oriented slash fiction.")

Just thought that was hilarious.  Got it from:
http://www.neilgaiman.com/journal_archives/2002_04_01_archive.asp

-- 
Joshua D. Boyd