[geeks] hacks per minute

[Eric Dittman]

> > > > When did you become a 14 year old Windoze Weenie on mommy & daddy's cable
> > > > modem, Dave?
> > > 
> > >   The surgery was painful and expensive, but there's less stress in my
> > > life now.
> > 
> > Painful I can see, but expensive?  How expensive is it to insert
> > a rod between your eye and eyesocket, up through the bone to the
> > frontal lobe, then swish it around a bit?
> 
>   Those bastards...THEY CHEATED ME!

See!  The operation worked!  Notice they gave you the bill *AFTER*
the surgery.
-- 
Eric Dittman
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