[geeks] SHITTY KITTY PART 2

[Jennifer Sharp]

Ok, here's my SHITTY KITTY story:

My ex and I had a rather large black cat that we raised from a kitten.
The cats had pretty much the run of the house and were allowed to play
with whatever they got their little paws on (everything from cancelled
credit cards to corndog sticks to a Blues Traveller CD). Ebon, my
black cat, found a shoestring from an old pair of tennies that my ex
had changed out and was playing with it. As cats go the shoestring was
gone in a couple of days, we figured the cat had lost it. Guess where
it went? Yup, the kitty ate it. We discovered this when Ebon was
scooting his little kitty butt across our new white carpet trying to
disloge a dingleberry. The dingleberry did not become dislodged and
while my ex frantically cleaned the carpet on his hands and knees I
inspected the kitty. Please keep in mind my ex is a HUGE weenie (not
has, you pervs, IS). So when I discovered that we had to help the
kitty along he was mightily squicked. He held the kitty above the
bathtub while I grabbed the offending dingleberry with a papertowel
and pulled. The shoestring was one of those 24" ones and it was
intact. My ex screamed like a little girl and nearly passed out. I had
to leave the room, not because of the smell, but for laughing at him.

Jennifer Sharp

"Do not taunt Happy Fun Pregnant Woman."  -- James Sharp