[geeks] SHITTY KITTY PART 2

[Jennifer Sharp]

I was ok until James provided sound effects.  Now I am just broken.

Jennifer Sharp

"Do not taunt Happy Fun Pregnant Woman."  -- James Sharp
-----Original Message-----
From: Kevin Lee <kevin at c0rp.com>
To: geeks at sunhelp.org <geeks at sunhelp.org>
Date: Thursday, July 11, 2002 2:03 PM
Subject: [geeks] SHITTY KITTY PART 2


>Another Time when my sisters and I were young....my sister decides to
feed
>the KAT 1 pound block of lard.  Strangely enough it ate it.  This was
>our local dumb ditty kitty.  (FARM KAT) IQ 3
>
>The day went by.  Around dinner time when all of us are eating
dinner, there
>is this
>moaning and loud meowing.
>
>MEOW......rrrr....MEOW....rrrr...MEOW...rrrr....MEOW....rrrr...MMMMME
EEEOOOO
>WWWWW..
>
>Followed by an enormous P.L.O.P.
>
>And the purring sound of a very satisfied KAT.
>
>Needless to say the KAT left the most amazing  3/4 pound PILE of
kitty lard
>turd.
>
>Now if you have made it this far....your probably asking yourself
where did
>the other
>
>1/4 pound of hard go.....well.............
>
>The next morning my dad puts on his shoe and S.Q.U.I.S.H......he
found it.
>
>What is it with KAT's shitting in shoes..........
>
>K.
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