[geeks] The insanity of this world

[Dave McGuire]

On July 11, Gary Nichols wrote:
>   1.. If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at home, he blames 
> the manufacturer of the knife. 
>   2.. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, 
> your family sues the tobacco company. 
>   3.. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he 
> blames the bartender. 
>   4.. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame 
> television. 
>   5.. If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun 
> manufacturer. 
>   6.. And if a crazed terrorist breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill 
> the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother 
> of the deceased scumbag blames the airline. 
>   7.. So, if  I die while my wrinkled butt is parked in front of this 
> computer, I told my wife to sue Bill Gates... 

  Your butt is wrinkled?

    -Dave

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Dave McGuire                  "Needing a calculator indicates that
St. Petersburg, FL              your .emacs file is incomplete." -Joshua Boyd