[geeks] observations and rants.

[Keith Campbell]

> >As I told a cow-orker:
> 
> >Me: "I wish someone would hold me."
> >Them: "Why?"
> >Me: "I feel so abused."
> >Them: "Why?"
> >Me: "I just got my paycheck."
> 
> My standard joke at work:
> 
> Them: "I love my job!" [VERY sarcasticly]
> Me: "You have another job?"
> 

(in a very fast, low, monotonic voice, while rocking back and forth:
"ilovemyjob, ilovemyjob, ilovemyjob, ilovemyjob, ilovemyjob, ilovemyjob"