[geeks] Yuppie Hell

[Bill Bradford]

On Wed, Apr 10, 2002 at 11:08:13PM -0400, Kurt Huhn wrote:
> Ah...ok.  I can see why a site went up - so many jokes, so many ways to
> poke fun...

so many ribs poking out through the skin... auuugh, I HATE SKINNY WOMEN.

EAT A BURGER, DAMMIT.  AND A MILKSHAKE TOO.  

NONE OF THIS "I'll just have a salad" SHIT!

Thats what I liked about Amy.  WHen we met and I took her to my favorite
sleazy hippie-wannabe good food place, she ATE.  

When I take someone to dinner, and say "order what you want", I expect them 
to get a fucking PLATE FULL of food.  Dont order the most expensive thing on 
the menu, but dammit, EAT UNTIL YOU ARE SATISFIED.

When we get the remodeling done, friends from around here WILL come over
for dinner, and by god, you WILL eat WELL.

Bill

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Bill Bradford
mrbill at mrbill.net
Austin, TX