[geeks] FWD: [investigations at netauthority.org: Notification of Internet Violations]

[Mike Nicewonger]

Damnit Jon!

I just snarfed milk all over my laptop!

So just what goat picture did they not like? :)

Mike N
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jonathan Katz" <jon at jonworld.com>
To: <geeks at sunhelp.org>
Sent: Saturday, June 23, 2001 12:14 PM
Subject: [geeks] FWD: [investigations at netauthority.org: Notification of
Internet Violations]


> Look what I got! [ Yes, we all know it's a hoax, but still funny. ]
>
> Where did they get beastiality from?
>
> ----- Forwarded message from Net Authority Investigations
<investigations at netauthority.org> -----
>
> Delivered-To: jon at jonworld.com
> Date: 23 Jun 2001 16:10:53 -0000
> To: "Jonathan Katz" <jon at jonworld.com>
> From: "Net Authority Investigations" <investigations at netauthority.org>
> Reply-To: "Net Authority Investigations" <investigations at netauthority.org>
> Subject: Notification of Internet Violations
>
> Dear Jonathan Katz,
>
> It has recently been brought to our attention that you are, or have been,
in violation of the Net Authority Acceptable Internet Usage Guidelines. It
has been reported that you both distribute and view offensive materials over
the Internet.
>
> Net Authority has investigated these claims by checking your webpage at
http://www.jonworld.com and verified that they are true.
>
> As a result, your personal information has been added to one or more Net
Authority Internet offender databases. Your information will be stored in
the databases until enough evidence has been gathered against you to warrant
further actions. To help avoid such a situation, it is strongly recommended
that you cease your immoral actions on the Internet at once.
>
> You have been added to the following databases:
>  - Pornography Offenders
>  - Bestiality Offenders
>  - General Blasphemy Offenders
>
> If you would like more information about Net Authority or the Net
Authority Acceptable Internet Usage Guidelines, you may read the details at
http://www.netauthority.org/. It is imperative that you fully understand the
guidelines if you wish to avoid further prosecution.
>
> While the individual who reported your actions to us will remain
anonymous, he or she wished to pass these words on to you:
>
> "HOW DARE YOU"
>
> May God be with you as you struggle to overcome these evil impulses. You
will be in our prayers at night.
>
> God speed,
>
> Net Authority Investigations Department
> investigations at netauthority.org
> http://www.netauthority.org/
>
> ----- End forwarded message -----
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