[geeks] My name is Kris and I have a problem...

[Scott Howard]

On Sat, Dec 01, 2001 at 11:21:05AM +0000, Kris Kirby wrote:
> I can't stop collecting "junk". I have this insatiable desire to
> accumulate large UPSs, network switches, etc. -- and I have no use for
> them! Am I crazy?
>     -- Hopeless in Alabama

As crazy as they come!  But thankfully for you there's a fix for your
illness.  Pack up all your "junk" and send it to me (you'll have to pay
the postage yourself - it's part of the treatment!)

  Scott